Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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