How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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