Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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