oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
