I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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