When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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