You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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