I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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