so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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