I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Mom said you looked used
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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