How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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