Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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