This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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