East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
The air was thick with penises
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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