I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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