yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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