escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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