im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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