the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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