I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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