Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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