You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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