I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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