i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
