no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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