Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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