I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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