I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I'm really busy with my period
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