She's JV to your varsity
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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