How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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