hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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