I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I think i got beer on your cat.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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