I got chris browned last night
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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