Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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