OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
It's not a walk of shame if you run
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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