You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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