Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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