So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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