I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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