How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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