can u get pink eye on your cock?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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