Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I love having hate sex.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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