I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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