I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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