Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
This is the high leading the old right now
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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