he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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