her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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