So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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