My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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