I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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