Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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