just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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