It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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